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i was playing in the arcade, and my screen got stuck with a tint of red. anyone else have this issue? im playing on the browser version.

this game is cool, but it could be better here are some suggestions:

a s w d/arrow key controls

full screen

a menu where you can look at all the collected items and their variants

HELp why does the cow look like taht

Cute RPG. Unfortunately trying to drink the lake freezes the game, though.

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Such an adorable game! 10/10 cause a dog gave me headpats! 


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i started the game this morning. i love this. it is deeply soothing to me and i am glad you made it

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i only just opened the game and im in love with it already. im nominating it for game of the year. thank you for your service. i cant wait to level up my arson skill

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AMAZING

For the tunnel in the museum: Are the notes not the number of sides of the shapes on the wall? Nothing happens when I play them on the trumpet.

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Yeah that should work, but the second wall is a bit different. I think I maybe made it a little too unclear. Here's a hint and answer for the second wall in case you want them (reversed so people in the comments don't get accidentally spoiled):

Hint: eton a gniyalp naht rehto gnihtemos setacidni hctawpots eht eno dnoces eht rof

Answer: ti ot txen epahs eht no sedis eht ot lauqe sdnoces fo tnuoma na rof gnitiaw setacidni hctawpots eht

If it's the first wall I'm not sure, maybe try counting the shape sides once more. Should be "owt eno eerht evif ruof eerht owt" (reversed again)

OH MY GOD... I'm dying. I've been doing this the entire time and opening up the tunnel but I couldn't see it. I ended up screenshotting the game and putting it into krita, overlaying white to brighten it like five times. Dim monitors are the bane of my existence. Pour one out for us idiots with poor vision. You don't know want to know how long I struggled with this

Oh...Uhhh...nevermind. How exact does this have to be? I'm trying to time it with an actual stop watch. I also have to go to like...driver's ed later. There's not an achievement connected to any of this, is there?

If you wait longer than necessary that also works, doesn't need to be precise.

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Hey anyone else having difficulty solving the 2nd puzzle in the secret cave? I've tried pressing the 5 longer but it doesn't seem to work.

yeah that one seems to maybe be a bit misleading. 
here's the answer if you want it (backwards and overly wordy so it won't spoil for others):

rewsna eht eb dluohs taht emit fo htgnel taht tiaw ot ediced ot esoohc ot erew uoy fi

Thank you.

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I am updating my review since there have been a couple important additions to the game since I last wrote one.

Fav character: Marlow

Fav skill: Experiencing

Fav thing that this game is blissfully free of: fishing, plagiarism machine ("AI") stuff

Fav item: worm on a string (!!!!!!)

Fav detail: item descriptions you see when examining things in your inventory

Rating: 10/10

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so true!

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loving the new update!

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Is this what others see while I'm playing OSRS... I love this game 😂

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thanks! osrs was a big inspiration lol

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HJELP HOW DO I TURN BEESLEY BACK INTO A BEE

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Thank you for enjoying Cow Life Sim RPG :)

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i miss when juicing a leaf was socially acceptable... but not anymore... never forget

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Before Cow Life Sim RPG came into my life, I was overweight, depressed, miserable, and also unattractive. Now that I've played Cow Life Sim RPG I'm still overweight but I'm happier than ever and I'm dripping in attractive people. I thoroughly enjoyed arsoning the universe and I look forward to taking my skills to the real world.


It's also incredibly charming with simple to learn gameplay and a lot of love and charm put into the dialogue. I highly recommend it!

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i agree i never had sex before this game came out and now i still havent but i've thought about it

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It was a very enjoyable experience, Cow, where you could burn everything. I liked that you could not only burn everything, but you could attempt to turn everything into a drink and drink it. I regretted it when I juiced the rare orange juice and it turned into juice juice, but *meow*!

https://youtu.be/nOt_E3oeYu8

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I can see a full fledged MMO with this concept 

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very cute and fun, the game's really coming along!

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Finally a game with good trans representation. You'd think it could be annoying to have gay pigeons get in your way while trying to walk places all the time, but it is actually delightful. In my opinion, the game could have even more gay pigeons.

Fav character: Marlow

Fav skill: too many to choose

Fav thing that this game is blissfully free of: fishing

Fav location: tied between Julie's Juice cafe and pigeon grove

Rating: 9/10

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This is absolutely so cute and strangely addictive! I'm enjoying the arson and scavenge skills

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I love Flappy Cow!!!

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Yes flappy cow is the best minigame ever made -goodgamereviewer9000