Cow Life Sim RPG
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PLAY COW LIFE SIM RPG - SIGMA / EARLY ACCESS RELEASE
- Experience life as it should be - experience life as a cow!
- Explore a lovingly hand-drawn world and meet lots of endearing animal friends!
- Train fascinating skills such as Walking, Arson, Juice Drinking and Scavenging!
- Enjoy amusing minigames and other fun activities!
- Vibe with a beautiful original soundtrack!
- Every character is transgender!
- First RPG ever (and possibly first video game in general) to NOT feature fishing!
- Developed by real gay people!
- Moo!
EXTREME BURN GAMING: NEW UPDATE!
- New Skill: Gaming!
- More opportunities to earn Experiencing xp from Experiences!
- Collect rare new items: Worm on a String, Gasoline, and Minigame Badges!
- Even more new original music from the talented Vince Alan!
- Still no fishing!!
- What happens if you basketweave the Worm on a String?
- Find out now in Cow Life Sim RPG EXTREME BURN GAMING Update!
COMING SOON!
- New extravagant skills like Swimming, Backflipping, and Skating!
- Adventurous Level Quests with Stories and Difficult Puzzling Action!
- New Locations like The Beach, and Cyberspace
Download
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Development log
- Cow Life Sim 1.0 Release72 days ago
- Preparing for Launch Update97 days ago
- Cow Life Sim RPG Extreme Burn Gaming Update!!!!Jan 07, 2024
- GOTY 2023.1 Version (Fixes music looping)Jan 02, 2024
- GOTY 2023 Verson Update Out Now!Dec 30, 2023
- Cow Life Sim RPG Delta Version 3000Aug 31, 2023
- Alpha V2.0 - Quests, Baskets, and a Home!Aug 19, 2023
Comments
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Such an adorable game! 10/10 cause a dog gave me headpats!
i started the game this morning. i love this. it is deeply soothing to me and i am glad you made it
i only just opened the game and im in love with it already. im nominating it for game of the year. thank you for your service. i cant wait to level up my arson skill
AMAZING
For the tunnel in the museum: Are the notes not the number of sides of the shapes on the wall? Nothing happens when I play them on the trumpet.
Yeah that should work, but the second wall is a bit different. I think I maybe made it a little too unclear. Here's a hint and answer for the second wall in case you want them (reversed so people in the comments don't get accidentally spoiled):
Hint: eton a gniyalp naht rehto gnihtemos setacidni hctawpots eht eno dnoces eht rof
Answer: ti ot txen epahs eht no sedis eht ot lauqe sdnoces fo tnuoma na rof gnitiaw setacidni hctawpots eht
If it's the first wall I'm not sure, maybe try counting the shape sides once more. Should be "owt eno eerht evif ruof eerht owt" (reversed again)
OH MY GOD... I'm dying. I've been doing this the entire time and opening up the tunnel but I couldn't see it. I ended up screenshotting the game and putting it into krita, overlaying white to brighten it like five times. Dim monitors are the bane of my existence. Pour one out for us idiots with poor vision. You don't know want to know how long I struggled with this
Oh...Uhhh...nevermind. How exact does this have to be? I'm trying to time it with an actual stop watch. I also have to go to like...driver's ed later. There's not an achievement connected to any of this, is there?
If you wait longer than necessary that also works, doesn't need to be precise.
Hey anyone else having difficulty solving the 2nd puzzle in the secret cave? I've tried pressing the 5 longer but it doesn't seem to work.
yeah that one seems to maybe be a bit misleading.
here's the answer if you want it (backwards and overly wordy so it won't spoil for others):
rewsna eht eb dluohs taht emit fo htgnel taht tiaw ot ediced ot esoohc ot erew uoy fi
Thank you.
I am updating my review since there have been a couple important additions to the game since I last wrote one.
Fav character: Marlow
Fav skill: Experiencing
Fav thing that this game is blissfully free of: fishing, plagiarism machine ("AI") stuff
Fav item: worm on a string (!!!!!!)
Fav detail: item descriptions you see when examining things in your inventory
Rating: 10/10
so true!
loving the new update!
Is this what others see while I'm playing OSRS... I love this game 😂
thanks! osrs was a big inspiration lol
HJELP HOW DO I TURN BEESLEY BACK INTO A BEE
Thank you for enjoying Cow Life Sim RPG :)
i miss when juicing a leaf was socially acceptable... but not anymore... never forget
Before Cow Life Sim RPG came into my life, I was overweight, depressed, miserable, and also unattractive. Now that I've played Cow Life Sim RPG I'm still overweight but I'm happier than ever and I'm dripping in attractive people. I thoroughly enjoyed arsoning the universe and I look forward to taking my skills to the real world.
It's also incredibly charming with simple to learn gameplay and a lot of love and charm put into the dialogue. I highly recommend it!
i agree i never had sex before this game came out and now i still havent but i've thought about it
It was a very enjoyable experience, Cow, where you could burn everything. I liked that you could not only burn everything, but you could attempt to turn everything into a drink and drink it. I regretted it when I juiced the rare orange juice and it turned into juice juice, but *meow*!
https://youtu.be/nOt_E3oeYu8
I can see a full fledged MMO with this concept
very cute and fun, the game's really coming along!
Finally a game with good trans representation. You'd think it could be annoying to have gay pigeons get in your way while trying to walk places all the time, but it is actually delightful. In my opinion, the game could have even more gay pigeons.
Fav character: Marlow
Fav skill: too many to choose
Fav thing that this game is blissfully free of: fishing
Fav location: tied between Julie's Juice cafe and pigeon grove
Rating: 9/10
This is absolutely so cute and strangely addictive! I'm enjoying the arson and scavenge skills
I love Flappy Cow!!!
Yes flappy cow is the best minigame ever made -goodgamereviewer9000